The Shit Smellers

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 10

‘What do you think, Paul?’ Albert asked Paul.  Paul stared at him with cold eyes.

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 9

‘It’s high time me and him had a heart-to-hart about this.  I want to understand how he thinks.  Do U no ware hee iz?’

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 8

‘You are a thinker, Paul, I’ll give you that.’

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 7

As it turned out, that would prove to be a difficult course of action.  Thanks to their reputation from the gas station, Carlos and his group felt they had free reign over anyone and everyone.  They marched about the camp, making their presence known by cruel jokes and threats.  If Carlos saw something he liked, he took it.  If he saw something he didn’t like, he destroyed it.  People grew concerned.  Some men tried to stand up to him, but they were quickly beaten down.

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 6

Perry turned to Paul and Albert.  ‘So you lads need to hear all of it.  Well, for the exception of Group Five.  They just got their gas and paid for it.’

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 5

‘That’s the first I’ve heard of it!  My point still stands: you speak of rights as if you have any.  My friends, we are apart from your government, from your police forces.  There is only one natural right--you have the right to do whatever you can.  So if you don’t like want I’m doing, well . . . stop me.’

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 4

After two more explosions, Albert had decided he’d had enough and started making his way back to his car.  Onk! and a small group of men were also heading that way, Onk! picking out more cars for destruction.  Albert tried to be inconspicuous as he walked to his car, avoiding eye contact with Onk! or any of his men.  He had opened his back door right when Onk! seemed to appear out of nowhere.

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 3

‘Hi, I’m David,’ another David said, approaching the two.

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 2

While Albert was still in shock, the convoy he found himself a part of ran yet another red light.  Albert suddenly realized he was part of something very out of the ordinary.  He looked around to see the other cars.  He imagined he might have been caught up in some procession or police activity; but no--the cars surrounding him were just like any other cars.  There was a little red Chevy Geo and big Ford Escalade.  There was a guy on a motorcycle and a soccer mom in a baby blue mini-van.

Tales of Methodist Nal: The Story of Anarchy on Wheels (2018), part 1

On Albert’s first day at Polytech Corporation’s Corporate Headquarters he had to fill out six different questionnaires that asked for the exact same information.